Think of the children!
Oh boy, take a look-see at this:
http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/061119/K111904AU.html
Global Orgasm for Peace?
My very first question was "when you say everyone in the world, aren't you forgetting something?" Like the fact that a good portion of the world is 12 and under? 8 and under? etc...
I don't think getting soldiers to wack off (I mean, they're wives/girlfriends don't go to war with them) will stop them from fighting, these guys have stamina. They're not 50+ years old like these organizers are...
Activists; giving themselves a warm fuzzy feeling while actually accomplishing dick all since the beginning of time.
-Dwight
posted by Danger @ 12:33 AM
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I felt like that line could've had me typing for a half hour about its fallacies without even breaking a sweat.
But it was already 12:15 (I haven't set my clock correctly on blogger yet) so I figured I'd leave it to you guys.
hahaha
Fallacies.
Sounds like phallusies.
tee-hee. Maybe they have a point after all.
However, activists don't do nothing. They're active. They're the definitive opposite of people who do nothing.
"2.
Martyrs get lotsa virgins in heaven as a reward for their devotion. Who doesn't want to be the guy bragging in heaven that he is banging 70 virgins constantly."
Well, you're not banging virgins anymore after the first time...
They're magical virgins, Danger. Get with the scripture, man.
Maybe they're one use only. There's always 70 of them around, but when you're done, no cuddling, no talking about feelings. They just disappear and get replaced by someone else.
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