Thursday, March 22, 2007

New Location, Same Great Blog!

http://www.redcardgroup.com/danger/

I'm a Red Card Group member now folks.

I'll be importing this blog over soon, but for now head on over that way for my latest posts. I've got a fairly long one up right now!

-Danger

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Fucking Right

Me and Binks are in the Sportsracer's episode of The Show with ZeFrank.

Fucking right.

It's a long video, but if you like the show you won't mind watching it.

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2007/03/031307.html

Binks's segment was pretty good I thought. I never like watching myself on tape because I don't like the sound of my voice... But I've got my 11 seconds of fame!

Also, here's my "Here's looking at you" page for donning. I'm so tired right now, I went to McGinnis Frontrow after karate...

I tried to upload the image, but it's too big. So... you can go check them all out!

http://www.housing.uwaterloo.ca/reslife/communications/hereslooking.html

I'm at Minota. Sorry about that picture of you Jordan, but I needed to make fun of someone.

so... tired...

I hope that last part of my last post wasn't too... I dunno... weird to write about. I realized reading it again that it sounded kinda dumb (to me) but I was all like... tired... when I wrote it/ the events transpired.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Perhaps a lack of forethought

It's been a little while since I've updated you guys, so I'll stick to the exciting/recent stuff.

Forgive the possible typos, it's late.

So Saturday was my first aid training day, from 9:30 to 6:00. For an 8-hour course, it was a surprisingly good day. I needed to do said training before Don's Orientation, but I didn't really think about the fact that all the other Dons need it too.

So I get there, and who do I see? Rachel! (The girl I'm going to be donning with) So we sat together and were partners for all the activities, scenarios, and role-playing in the course. It was a good sort of "Don bonding" day for us, since we'll be working so closely together come Spring term. You all of a sudden feel like you know someone much better if you've had to make physical contact with them all day, it builds familiarity and trust. It was also fortunate for me because she's a girl, and we were the only guy/girl pair in the eight person class. As Binks put it; "doing first aid training with a girl is more or less second base."

I behaved myself!

Our instructor was really good, he was a student here at UW and he seemed to spend as little time as possible with the books and as much time as possible doing the scenarios. (The scenarios are much more fun, and probably more practical.) I also got to show off my manly strength by carrying her across the room in the "car crash" scenario. (With a gas leak) Unfortunately it took 3 girls working together to move me in one of the other scenarios, I'm only 160 pounds ladies!

All in all it was a pretty good day. Afterwards Binks and I got together and made buffalo wings and brownies for dinner. Well, more like Binks made, I helped and made spaghetti at the same time. We're awesome!

You might notice the time stamp on this post is around 3:00 am, and the cleverest among you will also note that I have to wake up at 7:30 to get ready for work. Well tonight I've finally been getting done my "here's looking at you" page for the Spring Dons website. I'll post that tomorrow, it's kind of a big file and I don't want to timeout and lose this post...

Speaking of losing things, my first attempt at that "Here's looking at You" page was... well... lost forever. I was only planning to play with the program (Corel something something, ask Binks) but I ended up making an almost complete poster without saving, then had some error come up and close the program. It was 2 hours of work, gone. That was at 1:00am.

I decided to rebuild while it was fresh in my mind, and I knew it wouldn't take as long since I was now familiar with the program. However, sometime around 2:15 I heard some sort of disturbance. A loud, angry, cursing disturbance coming from the parking lot that I can barely see out my window. It sounded like a bunch of guys threatening what I assumed to be some other guy. I looked as far out towards the parking lot and saw the loud group of guys walking towards the street, and as somebody passed by them one guy yelled "you didn't see nothing, so just keep walking!" (insert curse words where appropriate)

It seemed to me that whatever they were doing wasn't kosher.

So I grabbed my sweater, saved my file (I learned) and put on my running shoes. From the threats and yelling I heard it had sounded to me like these guys either beat some guy up and left him in the parking lot, or had someone with them who didn't particularly want to be there. I figured I couldn't really call 911 unless I had something solid, so I headed outside. I did a quick scan of the parking lot they had been in, but I didn't see a mangled body or blood, so I went out towards the street. I could hear voices from down towards UWP (near Molly Bloom's) so I jogged down in that direction.

Turns out somebody beat me to the call. There were two police cars sitting in front of Molly's and I could tell from the voice of the guy in handcuffs that he was one of the guys from the parking lot. I walked by just to see if I could hear what was going on, but I didn't hear much worth telling. Since I was only wearing pajama pants and a sweater over a T-shirt I decided to turn around since it was pretty cold. One of the cops saw me and asked me to "come over here for a second." He just asked some questions (the point of which was to test and see if I were one of the drunk hooligans that ran away, I believe I passed said test) and then I headed home.

However, the thing I realized when he called me over was that I didn't have my cell phone. Mr. Genius here forgets to grab the one thing critical to his whole reconnaissance mission. So it's probably a really good thing that somebody else had called the cops. It must have been quite the ruckus, because as a left a third police car had arrived.

The moral of the story is: Saving each other's lives is a good Don bonding activity, but always remember your cell phone when you head out to bust some hooligan skulls.

-Danger

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

See Post before this one for explanation

This guy is pro. Make sure you read my previous post, or else you won't be impressed!


Even that draining grate is just drawn on.

You have to see this

These are pictures from someone I have added as a friend on facebook, but the rest of you won't have. There's 29 pictures in total, so look up Jane Jiang if you're in the Waterloo group to see the rest.

They're all optical illusions drawn only with sidewalk chalk. The only "real" thing in them is the guy that drew them.

Okay, blogger isn't letting me post more pictures, so I'm going to bed and I'll try again tomorrow.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Jerkface

I hate that jackass.

He's currently in the shower. He's been in the shower since I woke up 35 minutes ago. This shower is shared by 5 guys, but he always takes more than half an hour.

Would it be considered unsporting to whack him on the knees with my hockey stick when he comes out? Like seriously, this is ridiculous.

That is all.

Doing Stuff!

So, who's up for some Starcraftin' in Waterloo this Thursday? Jordan, do you work that day? Could you possibly do something after work that day?

Discuss it in the comments.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Kara is Fucking Awesome

I would like to tell you a story.

This morning (well Wednesday morning, I'm up late writing for you guys because I care) I woke up totally rested and refreshed. All I could think was man, I feel great, I never wake up before my alarm.

I cover my clock before bed because I find the clock is too bright for me to sleep, so I got up and pulled my shirt off of it to look at it. 11:38.

Hmm. Must be Saturday. I always sleep in late on Saturday.

I put on my shirt as my brain keeps working.

Hey wait a minute, it's not Saturday. I'm going home this weekend.

There's a little pause here while my brain finds the thrilling conclusion to this thought process.

That means it's a weekday. It's 11:38 on a weekday and I was supposed to be at work more than 3 hours ago!

Yeah. About that.

I called Kara (my boss) and she wasn't at her desk because she was in training from 10:00 for the rest of the day. So I left a message and got ready for work. I ended up getting there at 12:20.

Paul was the only one in our area when I got there, I think he thought I was sick that morning or something. I was like "no, my alarm just didn't go off." He replied with "no worries man," and proceeded with giving me something to do. Paul's a good guy.

When Mike got back from lunch he came in with the classic line "little late this morning?" Of course, then he tells me that he didn't even notice I hadn't come in until noon. We sit right beside each other, there isn't even a wall between us. He just assumed I was off somewhere doing something. The only reason he figured out I wasn't there was because when the other co-ops came to have lunch together he checked and saw that my boots weren't at my desk. Good times.

Paul and Mike are co-workers so I didn't really expect much fall-out from them.

So around 5:00 Kara (the aforementioned boss) gets done her training and comes back to her desk. She's just coming by to check her messages and grab her coat before she leaves for the night, and I wait to get asked about my morning whereabouts. She checked my message, and then asked "was that you who left that message on my phone?" (It was my cell number, so it didn't show my name)

I responded with "yeah, that was me."

She comes back with "so what happened with you this morning?" Not mad or accusatory, just a curious tone.

I basically just explained my morning thought process like I did at the beginning of this post. She laughs and replies with "that's hilarious! Well, have a good night guys."

And she leaves. That's it. No lecture on coming late. No "don't let it happen again." Not even a "make sure you make up the time you missed." Just "that's hilarious."

Which brings me back to this post's title. Kara is fucking awesome.

I ended up staying at work until 7:45 since there were things to do and I wanted to still get the full day. But the thing is, I didn't do it because I was told to. I didn't do it because I was threatened. I did it because if I didn't do it my boss would have to, and she didn't give me a hard time even though I was ridiculously late for work. She knew I didn't mean to be late, and left it alone.

Now that's good management. I've never had a boss like that before, and I'm pretty sure my readership hasn't either. It's that whole "trust system of management."

And the thing is, I didn't take advantage of it. I've been keeping her posted on the extra hours I work this term so that I get paid for some of the time I have to take off at the end of the term. I just put a little note in there (-1 hours, came late and worked 12:30-7:30).

There should be more bosses like that.

Sorry folks, no picture.

-Danger