Jerkface
I hate that jackass.
He's currently in the shower. He's been in the shower since I woke up 35 minutes ago. This shower is shared by 5 guys, but he always takes more than half an hour.
Would it be considered unsporting to whack him on the knees with my hockey stick when he comes out? Like seriously, this is ridiculous.
That is all.
posted by Danger @ 8:04 AM
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I always take more than half an hour in the shower lol...
Does that warrant a smacking with the stick? EVEN IF I'M YOUR FRIEND?!?!
I'd stick an anonymous note up on his door; if that doesn't work start with the lightest sports equipment and work your way up
Yeah, I really just posted that because I was sitting here waiting for the shower with nothing to do.
Usually I'm up before him (because I plan it that way) and I get in there first thing.
Yeah. I always have long showers too. But I have my shower AFTER everyone else in the house has had their morning shower, so I am not using up anyone's hot water.
I'd say "Listen Stevie, I've got a bone to pick with you."
And then it is straight to his eyes with the ice pick.
whats with people and long showers, i'm in and out in a little bit over 5 min....i think you guys do more then just shower in the shower haha
Well the guy in my res that takes like 45 minutes is in a double room...
Folks, I think we have ourselves a wanker.
No. I'm just showering.
The shower is where I do my best creative and intellectual thought. Plus, when the water is going hot, it is like a relaxing sauna.
It's therapeutic. If I could live in a shower, I would.
Jordan hit it dead on.
A lot of the times I'll just stand there and absorb the hot water, all sorts of thoughts go though my head and I usually sing a bunch of sounds (also in my head or low enough that I'm not screaming lol"
"If I could live in a shower, I would"
I second that, why can't we just have a civilization which resides in moving showers. Waiting for a bus in a shower would be sweet, working in a shower would kick ass and always having that power of changing the water to whatever temperature you want would give a nice advantage over those cold winter days.
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